People Say, Like, "i Love When You

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The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.

But I Think You Can Make Fun Of Anything As Long As It's Funny Enough.

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