People For The Most Part Can Smell

Our Entire Civilization Is Built On A Foundation Of Unfixable Bullshit.

I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

I'm A Nightclub Comic. That's What I Do. I Work In The Clubs Uncensored Because My Mind Is Uncensored, And Those Are The Thoughts That I Have. I Do The Kind Of Comedy That I Would Enjoy Seeing.

If You Are The Greatest, Why Would You Go Around Talking About It?