Our Entire Civilization Is Built On A

Never Stay In A Bad Marriage, And Don't Hang Around With Psycho Coke Fiends.

It's A Very Strange Thing When You Make Nature Illegal.

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

I Really Feel Like It's A Travesty To Make A Child Famous. I Really Do.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."