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One Of The Most Fascinating Lessons I've Absorbed About Life Is That The Struggle Is Good.

Houston People Are Way Cool. They're Smart, They Know How To Have A Good Time, And They Have The Hottest Chicks On The Planet There.

On My Left Knee I Have A Long Scar From An Acl Operation. I've Had Both Knees Reconstructed.

When I First Went Onstage I Even Had A Suit Jacket On With The Sleeves Rolled Up Because That's What I Saw On Tv Or At The Improv That Everybody Did.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.