I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's

Our Entire Civilization Is Built On A Foundation Of Unfixable Bullshit.

When A Ball Goes Into A Net It Only Means Something Because We Decided It Means Something. When Somebody Punches Somebody In The Face It Always Means Something.

Sometimes Faggot Is The Right Word. There's A Trend In This Country To Avoid Words: "we Can't Say That One Anymore It's Offensive."

I'm A Huge Groucho Fan. There Were Some Great Comic Minds That Would Transfer Into Any Generation, And Groucho Is Certainly One Of Them.

That's My Only Goal. Surround Myself With Funny People, And Make Sure Everyone Has A Good Time And Works Hard.