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I've Always Been A Writer, I've Always Been A Storyteller, But I Never Thought About Screenwriting.

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I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.

I Grew Up In The Midwest; You Don't Know Any Screenwriters. It Didn't Seem Like A Realistic Career Possibility.