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I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.

Now '90210' Is Returning With An All-new Cast Of Slightly More Plausible Teens. I'll Be Honest: I Wish The Old Cast Was Back. Ideally, This Spin-off Would Be An Ice Storm-esque Exploration Of The West Beverly Gang's Bleak Adult Lives.

I Can't Write At Night. For Me, I'm Programmed To Believe That Nighttime Is For Relaxation.

And I Think I'm An Adrenaline Junkie, And There's Nothing That Will Spike Your Adrenaline More Than Sitting In A Theater And Listen To An Audience React To Something You've Written.

I Don't Think I Ever Got The Hang Of The Writers' Room. I Love Collaborating With People, But I Really Do My Best Work Alone, And I Think I Would Want To - If I Did Something Again, I Think I'd Want To Take Total Ownership The Way Aaron Sorkin Or David Kelley Does.