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When I Was A Kid, I Attended A Small Catholic School In A South Suburb Of Chicago.

You Make A First Impression And People Never Forget It. If People Want To Think Of Me As The Wacky 'juno' Lady Forever, I Could Think Of Worse Ways To Be Labeled.

The Rolling Stones Are So Versatile, They're Like The Band Version Of That Infinite Dress They Sell On Qvc.

You Know, I Did Not Like Being Famous. It Was A Stressful And Ugly Time, And I'm Glad It's Over.

I Have Never Been An Ambitious Person, And My Participation In This Industry Is A Fluke, But Only Male Writers Can Afford To Be Coy And Self-deprecating.