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I'm Glad That As A 33-year-old Working Mother, I Can Still Choose To Wear A Hello Kitty T-shirt Or Stay Up Late Scrolling Through The Twitter Feed Of My Junior-high Crush.

I Don't Know If I Have Some Kind Of Defiance Disorder Or Something, But If I'm Hired To Write Something By "the Man," Or By A Studio, For Whatever Reason, It's Really Hard For Me To Finish. I Inevitably Wind Up Using That Time To Write Something Else.

I Absolutely Relate To Being Alone In Squalor, Trying To Come Up With Something Adequate. I Relate To That, And I've Been Known To Crawl Out Of Bed And Drink Out Of A 2-liter Bottle Of Diet Coke.

You Make A First Impression And People Never Forget It. If People Want To Think Of Me As The Wacky 'juno' Lady Forever, I Could Think Of Worse Ways To Be Labeled.

In The Past, I'll Admit, I've Enjoyed Being Compared To The Protagonists In My Screenplays.