People Are Looking For Something A Little

Living In America And, Of Course, Just Being Women In General, We've Got More Strength Than We Think We Do.

I Love Watching Keep-fit Videos While Munching Chocolate Chip Cookies.

People Are Always Asking Me In Interviews, 'what Do You Think Of Foreign Affairs?' I Just Say, 'i've Had A Few.'

My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake But What Is Real Is My Voice And My Heart.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.