Laughter Through Tears Is My Favorite Emotion.

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:] If I Tried To Jog With These Boobs, I'd End Up With Two Black Eyes.

I Never Want Anything More Than What's Fair. The Problem Is, I Never Want Anything Less Either. In The Old-boy School Of Business, If A Woman Walks Away From The Table With What's Rightfully Hers, The Man Feels Screwed.

When I Do Listen To Music, I'm More Prone To Listen To The People I've Always Listened To: George Jones, Otis Redding, Alison Krauss And Emmylou Harris.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.