People Are Always Backing Up When I'm

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

Saving A Letter From An Old Friend Doesn't Exist Anymore. Everything Is Texted Or Emailed.

Success Is The Result Of Clear Goal, Unshakable Confidence, Proper Planning, Enthusiastic Action And Consistent Persistence.

I Went To A Shrink Once, But I Caught Him Going To A Fortune-teller So I Quit.

I Don't Think Silicone Makes A Girl Good Or Bad.