Obstacles Are Only Opportunities To Succeed Or

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

I Never Did Anything Else. In College I Switched Majors Every Two Weeks, And Acting Was The Only Thing That Held My Interest.

I Never Rode A Bull - I'm Not That Stupid.

Showing Up Every Day Isn't Enough. There Are A Lot Of Guys Who Show Up Every Day Who Shouldn't Have Showed Up At All.

There Are A Lot Of Guys In Hollywood Who Clap You On The Back Just A Little Too Hard.