Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is In My Room.

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

There Is A Fine Line Between A Sleepover And Just Drinking Way Too Much At Someone Else's House.