Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

They Should Call Fishing What It Really Is... Tricking And Killing!

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."

It Seems That Man's Greatest Natural Enemy Is The Target.