Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Making A Connection With A Stranger, But Then It Turns Out I'm Not. Like, I Was In A Mall, And I Saw This Lady Hitting Her Kid. So I Went Up To Her, And I Was Like, "yeah, Get Him!" She Got All Mad At Me. I Was Like, "i'm On Your Side Here."

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.