Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense,

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.

I Was Seeing This Girl And She Wanted To Get More Serious. But I Wasn't Ready To, I Had Just Gotten Out Of A Difficult Relationship Before That. So I Said To Her, 'listen, You Have To Understand Something. Relationships Are Like Eyebrows. It's Better When There's A Space Between Them.' And That's Coming From A Greek Guy.

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.