The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is

Game, Set, Match Equals Tennis. Set, Match, Run Equals Arson.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.

I Saw A Sign That Said, 'watch For Children.' I Was Like, 'that Sounds Like A Fair Trade - Especially If They're Crappy Kids.'

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.