The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is

I Remember When I Used To Be Really Into Nostalgia.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

Sometimes I Like To Go Outside Without Even Checking The Weather First.

When I'm Buying Car Insurance I Ask Myself, 'which Company Has The Most Annoying And Relentless Commercials?'