The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.