Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

It Was On My Fifth Birthday That Papa Put His Hand On My Shoulder And Said, 'remember, My Son, If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.'

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.