Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s.

It's The Greatest Game I Ever Saw. You Can't Lose. Everybody Buys To Sell And Nobody Buys To Keep. What's Worrying Me Is Who Is Going To Be The Last Owner. It's Just Like An Auction; The Only One Stuck Is The Last One.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.

If Stupidity Got Us Into This Mess, Then Why Can't It Get Us Out?

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.