Our Constitution Protects Aliens, Drunks And U.s.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There.

If Everybody (traded His Car For A Horse) They Would Be Out Of Debt In A Couple Of Years. Just Think, No Gas, No Tires, No Roads To Pay For.

Conferences Are Just Like The Poor And The Democrats, They Will Always Be With Us.

In All Your Life, You Will Never Find A Method More Effective In Getting Through To Another Person Than To Make That Person Feel Important.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.