The Problem In America Isn't So Much

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

In The Early Days Of The Indian Territory, There Were No Such Things As Birth Certificates. You Being There Was Certificate Enough.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.

What The Secretary Of Agriculture Is Trying To Do Is To Teach The Farmer Corn Acreage Control, And The Hogs Birth Control, And One Is Just As Hard To Make Understand It As The Other.

The Crime Of Taxation Is Not In The Taking It, It's In The Way That It's Spent.