We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

America Is A Great Country, But You Can't Live In It For Nothing.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.

I Love Horses And I Only Ask-don't Let Me Know Which One We Are Eating Today.

We Americans Think We Are Pretty Good! We Want To Build A House, We Cut Down Some Trees. We Want To Build A Fire, We Dig A Little Coal. But When We Run Out Of All These Things, Then We Will Find Out Just How Good We Really Are.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.