We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

The Nation Is Prosperous On The Whole, But How Much Prosperity Is There In A Hole?

The American People Are A Very Generous People And Will Forgive Almost Any Weakness, With The Possible, Exception Of Stupidity.