We're All Ignorant, Just About Different Stuff.

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.

We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment, But We Sure Give 'em Plenty Of Publicity.

After Seeing Kids Play Polo Against Big Guys, It Only Shows That Horses Are The Greatest Equalizer In The World. No Matter What You Weigh, The Little Fellow Is Your Equal On A Horse.

You Should Never Try And Teach A Pig To Read For Two Reasons. First, It's Impossible; And Secondly, It Annoys The Hell Out Of The Pig!.

I Tell You Folks, All Politics Is Applesauce.