Only The Republican Party Cares About The

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.

Why Is It That They Have Bibles In Every Motel Room? Why Should A Man Want To Read The Bible When He's With A Woman Alone In A Motel Room? Why Would He Be Interested? Whatever He's Praying For, He's Already Got!