Only The Republican Party Cares About The

You Know How Many Stunning Women Told Me They Can't Stand A Good-looking Man? ... Women Feel Secure With An Ugly Guy Because A Man In Bad Shape Isn't Gonna Cheat.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

I've Got Another Friend Who Is Half-german And Half-polish. He Hates Jews But Can't Remember Why!