A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

I'm Crazy About The Fact That The Jewish People Should Survive Because They Have So Much To Contribute And So Many Values To Contribute To The World. It Would Be A Much Better World, A Much More Peaceful And Non-violent World If We Lived By Jewish Values.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?