A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Older Jews Think Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt And See Themselves As Siding With The Working Class And The Poor, So They Continue To Vote The Way They Do.

I Can't Predict The Future And I Don't Have Respect For People Who Try To.

I Was So Self -conscious, Every Time Football Players Went Into A Huddle, I Thought They Were Talking About Me.

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?