A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At

Hillary Clinton's Life Has Been Filled With Corruption But Nobody Cares.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

As A Class, Jews Give Three Times As Much Money To Charity As Anybody Else, But They Feel Guilty About Their Wealth Anyway. They Simply Can't Accept The Idea Of Ever Being Republicans.

Older Jews Think Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt And See Themselves As Siding With The Working Class And The Poor, So They Continue To Vote The Way They Do.