A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At

My Comedy Doesn't Come From Any Calculations And Studies.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

The New York Times Claims That They Publish All The News That's Fit To Print But What They Really Do Is Print All The News That Supports Their Agenda. What They Are Is The Power Base Of The Left.

I Regularly Sell Out More In England Than I Do In America.

Prostitutes Go To Jail. Their Customers Go Home And Read The New York Times. In This Country You're Allowed To Buy Anything. If You Need A Shirt, You Have A Right To Buy It. If You Need Sex, You Don't. What's More Important, Sex Or A Shirt?