Only Fools Are Positive.

If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream --- And We Haven't Got Any!

Shut Up And Say Something.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.