Only Fools Are Positive.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

Shut Up And Say Something.

Our Genius Ain't Appreciated Around Here... Let's Scram!

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Only Fools Are Positive.