Only Fools Are Positive.

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

Shut Up And Say Something.

If There's Anything I Like Better Than Honey And Ketchup, It's Baloney And Whipped Cream --- And We Haven't Got Any!