I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

Only Fools Are Positive.

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.