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No Baby Shall At Any Time Be Quartered In A House Where There Are No Soft Laps, No Laughter, Or No Love.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.