Do I Have To Use My Own

There Is So Much To Teach, And The Time Goes So Fast.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

For The First Two Years Of A Child's Life, We Spend Every Waking Hour Tryibg To Get The Child To Communicate. Then We Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Trying To Figure Out How We Can Reverse The Process.

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.