Do I Have To Use My Own

There Was A Time When The Respect And Trust My Children Had For Me Would Have Made You Sick To Your Stomach. They Believed I Could Blow On A Red Traffic Light And Turn It Green.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

I Will Never Understand Children. I Never Pretended To. I Meet Mothers All The Time Who Make Resolutions To Themselves. 'i'm Going To ... Go Out Of My Way To Show Them I Am Interested In Them And What They Do. I Am Going To Understand My Children.' These Women End Up Making Rag Rugs, Using Blunt Scissors.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?