One Year They Asked Me To Be

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.