One Way To Compensate For A Tiny

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

You Can Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of The General Public.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.