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The Children Are Our Future. And That Is Why, Ultimately, We're Screwed Unless We Do Something About It. If You Haven't Noticed, The Children Who Are Our Future Are Good-looking, But They Aren't All That Bright. As Dense As They Might Be, They Will Eventually Notice That Adults Have Spent All The Money, Spread Disease, And Turned The Planet Into A Smoky, Filthy Ball Of Death. We're Raising An Entire Generation Of Dumb, Pissed-off Kids Who Know Where The Handguns Are Kept. This Is Not A Good Recipe For A Happy Future.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

It's Hard To Argue With The Government. Remember, They Are They Run The Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco And Firearms, So They Must Know A Thing Or Two About Satisfying Women.

Computers And Rocket Ships Are Examples Of Invention, Not Of Understanding. ... All That Is Needed To Build Machines Is The Knowledge That When One Thing Happens, Another Thing Happens As A Result. It's An Accumulation Of Simple Patterns. A Dog Can Learn Patterns. There Is No "why&rdqo"; In Those Examples. We Don't Understand Why Electricity Travels. We Don't Know Why Light Travels At A Constant Speed Forever. All We Can Do Is Observe And Record Patterns.

It Is Better For Your Career To Do Nothing, Than To Do Something And Attract Criticism.