One Time My Mom Tried To Ground

I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.