One Time My Mom Tried To Ground

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

It's Kinda All About Image.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.