One Time My Mom Tried To Ground

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

I Want To Make My Own Movie.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.