Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Nothing Is Really 'safe'.

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

I'm A Regular At A Hospital In Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital In Media, Pennsylvania.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.