I Don't Like Paris So Much.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.