I Don't Like Paris So Much.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.

I Just Lost My Best Friend, I Have Been Crying Hysterical For A Full Day.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.