I Don't Like Paris So Much.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.