I Don't Like Paris So Much.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life, So I Guess I'm Pretty Good At It.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

I'm A Regular At A Hospital In Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital In Media, Pennsylvania.