I've Been Doing Pranks My Whole Life,

I Skate All The Time, But It's Silly For Me To Do Contests When Mtv Is Giving Me A Boatload Of Money.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

Sometimes I Wake Up, I Feel Like, I'm Like 80-years-old.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.