One Thing A Person Won't Do When

I Don't Think Anybody Can Really Sit Down And Decide That Their Mission In Life Is To Make People Think. I Think Their Mission In Life Is To Leave People Alone!

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

Sometimes Integrity Is A Punch In The Face.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.