One Thing A Person Won't Do When

Like A Midget At A Urinal I Was Going To Have To Stay On My Toes.

Today, In My Career, I'm Doing What I Love To Do. And That Is, Do Things For The Fun - Do Comedy. It's A Pleasure To Go For The Laughter.

Truth Hurts. Maybe Not As Much As Jumping On A Bicycle With The Seat Missing, But It Hurts.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.