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Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

I Never Question A Success, Any More Than I Do The Right Of A Bulldog To Lie In His Own Gateway.

It Is A Very Delicate Job To Forgive A Man, Without Lowering Him In His Own Estimation, And Yours Too.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.