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The Unfortunate Do Not Pity The Unfortunate.

Man Is My Brother, And I Am Nearer Related To Him Through His Vices Than I Am Through His Virtue.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

Take The Selfishness Out Of This World And There Would Be More Happiness Than We Should Know What To Do With.