One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

Whenever I Throw Caution To The Wind I Make Sure I'm Facing The Right Way So That It Doesn't Blow Back And Hit Me In My Face.

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.