One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

To Me, Comedy Is A Game.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.