One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

For Some Reason Cowboy Sounds Better Than Cowman.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

I Was Watching Mtv And There Were Girls Dancing In Suspended Cages. That Would Be An Ambivalent Situation: "i'm Trapped! ...but Enjoying The Music".

A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land Area Is Taken Up By Old Varsity Jackets.