The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

I've Heard Of Many Chocoholics, But I Ain't Never Seen No "chocohol". We Got An Epidemic, People: People Who Like Chocolate But Don't Understand Word Endings. They're Probably "over-workaholled".

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.