The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

Conclusions Are Based In Time. We Live In Time. So Any Definition Of Success Is Bound Up With Time. With Other Things You Can Say, "can I Yo-yo? Can I Juggle?" Usually You Have A Pretty Small Window In Which To Get Your Answer. Stand-up Is Different. You Can't Do Stand-up For One Night And Say, "am I A Funny Stand-up Comedian?" In Two Months Or Two Years You'll Start To Realize It.

It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.