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A Mobile Home With A Flat Tire Is A Home.

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It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.