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The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

I Love Having An Open Seat Next To Me On The Train. What's Even Better Is When My Seat Is Open Too Because I Just Stayed Home.