One Of The First Things I Said

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

It's Smart To Marry Your Yoga Teacher So When You Get Divorced You Know How To Go Down On Yourself.

Yet There Are Some People - Steve Allen Would Dissect Comedy Forever; He's A Really Funny Guy, But He Would Love Talking About Comedy. I'm Doing It Right Now And You All Seem Bored.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

I Have No Agenda, Nothing To Control.