Everyone I Love I Pay.

I Love Watching People Get Hit In The Crotch. But Only If They Get Back Up. If Their Teeth Are Bleeding, If They're Really Hurt, If An Ambulance Has To Come, I'm Not Laughing.

Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is Another Great Man In Prison.

25, 30 Years Ago, That Meant Something, They Were Making Some Money. And They Were Doing All Sorts Of Comedy, Screaming At The Audience, Basically Crowd Control. And Then There Was The Whole Urban Comedy Scene.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.