Flirting Is The Gentle Art Of Making

Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear A Woman Promising To Love Him "forever" When He Merely Wanted Her To Love Him For A Few Weeks.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.

Matrimony Is The Price Of Love -- Divorce, The Rebate.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.