It Is Easier To Keep Half A

A Man Never Knows How To Say Goodbye; A Woman Never Knows When To Say It.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

Marriage Is The Operation By Which A Woman's Vanity And A Man's Egotism Are Extracted Without An Anaesthetic.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.