Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

Men Date. Women Have Relationships.

My Heart Always Belongs To The One Who Doesn't Want It.

I Have An Office In My House And One About Five Minutes From My House. I Worked Solely Out Of My House For Many Years, But Find, With Children, That I Have To Be In A Different Zip Code To Think.