Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Because The Majority Of My Readers Are Women, I Feel That One Public Service I Can Provide To Them Is To Spread The Message Of Regular Mammograms And Early Detection Within The Strip.

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return Their Possessions, But So Hard To Get Our Brain Cells Back.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.