Wake Me Up When I'm A Size

Wake Me Up When I'm A Size 5.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

Cartooning Is A Wonderful Career, And I'd Like More Women To Get To Have It. I Can't Think Of Any Reason Why We Won't See More Syndicated Female Cartoonists In The Future.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

[on Men:] I'm Torn Between Wanting To Have One And Wanting To Be One.