The Official Version Of Watergate Is As

If You're Not A Target, You're A Failure.

One Of The Biggest Lies In The World Is That Crime Doesn't Pay. Of Course, Crime Pays.

If I Can Go From Burglar For The Government To Talk Show Host, You Can Go From Entertainer To Congressman.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.

A Liberal Is Someone Who Feels A Great Debt To His Fellow Man, Which Debt He Proposes To Pay Off With Your Money.