Once You Have A Phd, Every Meeting

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.

Of Course Smartphones Are Brilliant Inventions, But The Nefarious Thing About Twitter And Other Social Media Is That It Starts To Fill All The Gaps In Your Day. I Quickly Become An Addict.

My Education Began In Theater School, And It Continues To This Day. I Just Continued Learning To Be A Better Performer.

Children Are So Egocentric - They Want To Watch Their Lives, And Not Yours.