I Am Always So Happy To Be

I Think That Laziness In Many Ways Is The Human Condition, And That's What Has Led Us To This Place Where, As We've Developed Technology.

Don't Use Barbiturates Before Going On Stage. And Be Honest.

The Key, I Would Say To Any Fledgling Humorist Starting Out, Is To Make Sure That Sloppiness Is Part Of Your Recipe. That Way They Come To Expect Fumbling And Clumsiness And They Say, "oh, It Must Be A Charming Part Of His Personality."

Love One Another, Make Something With Your Hands, And Exalt The Farmer.

When I Got To Los Angeles, I Started Building Cabins In Peoples’ Yards, Building Post-and-beam Structures And Cutting The Joinery For Those.