Once All The Germans Were Warlike And

People Would Go Anywhere To See A Famous Person In The Flesh, No Matter What They Do.

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

If, After Hearing My Songs, Just One Human Being Is Inspired To Say Something Nasty To A Friend, Or Perhaps To Strike A Loved One, It Will All Have Been Worth The While.

If I Can't Get People To Commit Themselves On Whether Or Not There Is A Square Root Of Two, Then I Won't Touch On God Or Anything Here

The People Who Came To Hear Me Perform Or To Buy My Records Were Not The Type Who Would Be Offended [by The Song 'the Vatican Rag']. But I Gather That There Were Other People Who Were Offended.