Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I

If I Can't Get People To Commit Themselves On Whether Or Not There Is A Square Root Of Two, Then I Won't Touch On God Or Anything Here

Disclaimer: If Anyone Disagrees With Anything I Say, I Am Quite Prepared To Not Only Retract It, But Also To Deny Under Oath I Ever Said It.

Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And The Catholics Hate The Protestants/ And The Hindus Hate The Muslims/ And Everybody Hates The Jews.

I'm Not Tempted To Write A Song About George W.bush. I Couldn't Figure Out What Sort Of Song I Would Write. That's The Problem: I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them. And That's Not Funny.

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.