[on Lisa Kudrow:] She's Like The Best

I Don't Feel Particularly Typecast Because I Think I Do So Many Different Kinds Of Things. Whether Or Not They're Seen Is Another Issue.

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

Women Are Socialized To Be Nice, To Be Docile. I Call It 'shrink To Fit': Shrink Yourself To Fit What Others Expect Of You.

It Would Be Really Great If People Would Realize That Stars Are Only People With The Same Weaknesses And Flaws, Not Immaculate Idols.

Fame Is Also A Test Of Character At Times... Sometimes I Pass The Test; Sometimes I'm A Pain In The Ass. Sometimes I'm Like, Oh, God! I Just Want To Buy Some Tampons!