The Best Thing About Modern Living Is

Through Clinton And Monica, Clinton And Hillary, The Scandal, The Impeachment, Iraq, Bruce And Demi, Ellen And Anne, I Have Remained Consistently And Nauseatingly Adorable. I Have, In Fact, Been Known To Cause Diabetes.

I Am Convinced, Completely Convinced, That There Was Nothing Random About [the Adoption], She Is The Daughter I Should Have.

I Have A Very Good Life, So I Have Nothing To Complain About. Sometimes, I Just Have Existential Angst.

I've Played A Heroin Addict And A Speed Freak And Dark Characters Throughout My Career.

There Are Assumptions Made About The Way You Look. I'm Always Surprised When People Don't Think I'm Smart.