On Being The Guest Of Honor At

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

You Have To Give 100 Percent In The First Half Of The Game. If That Isn't Enough, In The Second Half, You Have To Give What's Left.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

How Can You Think And Hit At The Same Time?

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.