On Being The Guest Of Honor At

It's Pretty Far, But It Doesn't Seem Like It.

50% Of All Married People Are Women

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

Every Time I See Him, He's Not There.